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  2. damnnlyssa:

    before and after injecting 1 meth

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  3. (Source: heauxly, via deanmonsofsammy)

     

  4. wartortles:

    wartortles:

    its so sad that blind people cant see the internet

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    *single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful 

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  6. narwhal-noir:

    I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

    (via butyoucanbuymedinner)

     
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  8. adr0itness:

    guyfitblr:

    Important mindset to have

    My mindset tho

    (Source: stevemcqueened, via i-just-needed-motivation)

     
  9. vinebox:

    Leggo

    (via netflix-official)

     
     
  10. actionables:

    lovelixst:

    rivendellcustomersupport:

    this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

    how did you get in there.

    How did you get out

    (via netflix-official)

     

  11. Think of it this way…

    thebobblehat:

    The Avengers are every person you see in high school.

    The shy nerd

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    The asshole you just can’t hate

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    The hot foreign guy

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    The athlete

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    The quiet guy who’s always playing guitar and probably smoking something

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    His bitchy/bad ass girlfriend (depending on if she likes you or not)

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    The emo kid that somehow gets all the chicks

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    And that one cheerleader that EVERYONE knows has a hard-on for the athlete

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    (via netflix-official)

     
  12. finalzidane-x:

    nyx-010:

    horroriskiller:

    The boy who played Danny in “The Shining” had no idea he was filming for a horror movie. From Cracked: 

    Lloyd just thought they were making a movie about a family in a hotel. He wasn’t even really sure how much he was getting paid to be there. He was only ever shown severely edited footage that took out all the scary parts, which essentially means he thought he was filming the most boring snoozefest ever created, because without the iconic scenes of terror, The Shining is a movie about three people wandering around in cavernous, brooding silence.

    Lloyd didn’t see the actual uncut movie until many years later as a teenager, and suddenly everything clicked into place — those two nice British girls with whom he used to play and share lunch in between takes? They were ax-murdered ghosts who wanted his soul. That nice Jack Nicholson man who did a funny tomahawk dance when Lloyd accidentally wandered on set one day? Jack was slobberingly hacking his way through a bathroom door to murder Lloyd’s onscreen mother only moments prior.

    That must have been the biggest mindfuck of his life.

    Clever way to put a kid in a scary movie and still keep his innocence if you ask me. Now he’s got bragging rights for being in a classic.

    (via twistedsickkkk)

     
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  14. sextpert:

    damn girl you must have 67 protons because you a Ho

    (Source: sextpert-deactivated20140114, via fake-mermaid)

     
  15. vinebox:

    When bae #2 puts a pic of you up on instagram

    (via luxxy-chan)