1. oboebandgeek99:

    heckacute:

    If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

    Why the fuck would I do that

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  2. leis-ure:

    more here :)

     
  3. leis-ure:

    more here :)

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  4. mbm-b:

    Feel me.

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  7. peclro:

    sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off

    (via lubricates)

     
  8. theyellowbuttroad:

    mynameisemmegoddamnit:

    loyaltothemightiestheroes:

    THATS RIGHT.

    REBLOGGED THIS ONE BEFORE BUT I DONT EVEN FUCKING CARE 

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS

    (Source: splendous, via fierrrrrrce)

     

  9. automatically:

    when they talking shit about someone you hate

    image

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  10. blackmen:

    Men in suits

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  12. Lindsay Lohan photographed by Terry Richardson for GQ, January 2007

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  13. caledoniarps:

    I don’t know about you guys but I am psyched to get an education, woo. This year is a hella important year for me because if I don’t finish this school year with five As then I am a dead man walking, you get me? So this started off as a collection to help me get those fabulous As but I thought, what the hell? I’ll share this perfection with everyone else because sharing is caring. Anyways, down to the nitty gritty

    001. CALEDONIA’S DECLASSIFIED SCHOOL SURVIVAL GUIDE

    002. WRITE LIKE A FUCKING ANGEL

    003. READING ISN’T ONLY FOR NERDS AND FANGIRLS

    004. STUDY MOTHER FUCKER

    005. LEARNING SHIT

    006. PRESENTING YOUR BEAUTIFUL SCHOOL WORK AY

    007. USEFUL WEBSITES BECAUSE THE INTERNET IS A WONDERFUL PLACE /SOMETIMES/

    008. MUSIC TO CALM DOWN UR SCHOOL DAY BLUES YO

    009. ALL THIS STUDYING??? YOU NEED A BREAK, MY FRIEND.

    010. TIPS FOR SCHOOL N STUFF BCUS I WANTED TEN BITS

    • don’t sleep in class! i know it seems so so tempting but slept my way through geography last year and i got a C in my exam instead of the expected A so…
    • Don’t tick off your teacher, follow the rules to an extent, get to class on time, respect your classmates and teachers. you know, just be a decent person.
    • be positive!!! and not just for the first week or so, keep the positivity going throughout the whole school year. if you don’t believe in yourself then why should anyone else?
    • "you can do it, wildcat, i believe in u" — something troy bolton said one time probably definitely

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  14. vinebox:

    The cool way to stop at a Stop Sign

    (Source: vinebox, via vinebox)

     
     
  15. the-monstrumologist:

    ydrill:

    Enjoying bath

    OH
    MY
    GOD
    HOW
    FUCKING
    CUTE

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